break the cycle....

Everything happens in cycles....evil spreads just the same as a disease....be not faint in what ever you believe in....be creative....break the cycle !!

....Not my ideas.... many have have said it before I did....but it goes round and round....and round....it should be put to a stop before anyone has to say it again....

No. I'm not crazy but frighteningly true how the cycles happen, every decade,every year, every month, every day.......every second.......every mili second....every nano second.....

....it does not end there either.....

Lets break the cycle of evil.......

Where do you go.... my Loveleee....

Where do you go........ I wanna know.....

Yesss.... its the 90's track by No Mercy. Was very popular those days

Once again after a tired day's work, was headin home in the Train. Was falling asleep while standing. Suddenly I heard this music. It went on for a while. Figured out....It was a ring tone. I tried to see who on earth the owner of the Mobile Phone was. It was man in his late 50's or early 60's looking like a typical Govt. office clerk who also seem to be returning home. Was pretty strange for someone like him to have such a ring tone. He even had Grey hair.

Well.. most probably his kids or some friend would have set up the music as the ring tone without his knowledge. Also I'm no judge of which ring tone suites who.... any one can use any ring tone. :D But it was so funny when the music went on as if though he was one big aged Romeo....

Insanability....

I think I'v created a new word for the title....

Now what the hell was I going to blog about.. oh.. it was abt... wait a minute.... hmm...yeah it was abt the.....damn this confounded memory of mine.... I think it was related to.........let me think....grrrr.....now who disturbed me while I was thinking....Im just typing some crap.....going crazy this new year....getting older by the second....what the....I still can't remember.....arrrghh....

........forget it....maybe later....

....but wait....let me at least wish you all the best....put this blog-post out of its misery....

A delayed wish..yet..

HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS !!

WHO said we have to wish on the day before the Exam ????

Since this week is the CIMA exam week, as a habit I wish all the freinds I know who are sitting for the exam. I am used to wishing them on the Sunday of the week where the exams starts the following Tuesday. So as usual did the same. (Sent Text messages to them) I get the replies,

Friend A - "Thanks !! Exam on Tuesday...."
Friend B - "Thanks !! Exam on Thursday...."
Friend C - "Hehe 2 more days to go !! Thanks.... "
Friend D - "Thanks !! But it is on Wednesday...." Even my cousin replied in the same manner.

Wots wrong with the wishes being a few days early ??

Who the hell said we have to wish on the day before the Exam ??.............

What the Hell is Wrong ??

I dunno How it happens but it happened. Went to the washroom to take a shave. I was thinking about something else. Accidentally was about to take the toothbrush rather than the razor. Then I paused and told myself No "I'm not gonna brush my teeth now".... A few seconds passed. I went back to what I was thinking. After Five minutes I realized I had brushed my teeth. Damn....What the hell is wrong ?? How can me be so forgetful ?? looks like I'm not agreeing with my self.. YIKES !! beeg problem !! Haha

The Contract

Again, its a funny story about my crazy uncle and aunt. (who lives next door) I think I'v made them quite famous through my Blog. My uncle does trading and deals with foreign clients. There's a fish stall right in front of my room across the the road. Its pretty noisy and crowded there. One day I heard my aunt running to the fish stall shouting all the way. I didn't take much note thought it sounded pretty funny. Later, after a couple of days i got to know the reason. Hahaa....

My Uncle had received an Email of interest by a Chinese client for a Mega contract and he has got a printout of the Email and left it on the table. The Fish stall usually buys old news papers and other scrap paper from the neighborhood at a fair price to wrap fish. It is also a good way to get rid of the unwanted paper as well. By now you could guess what would'v happened. Yes... She had thought this email printout was scrap paper. She would'v thought it was an old user manual for some electronic item seeing the Chinese letters in it. Hehee.... and given it to the Fish Stall. Once uncle started looking for it she realized what she had done and that was the reason I heard he running to the fish stall the other day. I could only help myself to laugh at this. ouch my belly hurts laughing :))) Crazy things Happen !!!!

Laughing in the Bus

Intercity buses here in Paradise Island are home to many a drama. Here's a short one. One night after work, dog tired, got into an inter city bus. As usual there was a couple at the back and they were very close hugging each other. My eyes were closing due to the tiredness however something kept me awake. After a little while the girl fell asleep on her guy's Right shoulder. A drunk man was also falling asleep......onto the guy's Left Shoulder. Man... the guy seemed so helpless. he didn't wanna make a fuss or move as the girl would wake up. I can see him suffering there but it was so funny mainly due to drunkard. I started laughing and whole bus was looking at me.

Maattuuuu....!!!!

After some time I came across a funny situation and manged to crunch the keys and send it to the Blogsphere. There's this uncle of mine whom I have Blogged about as he does some crazy things. Funny Dude. Last Saterday I went to his place (Next Door). He was alone as at home and was taking a drink as aunty had gone on a New Year visit. He wanted to share the Bottle. I said I'm full after Dinner. He forced me to have a Beer at least. I knew that my father was goin to come here in a while or Aunty might return and had to make it quick. So we locked the front door to save a few precious minutes. (Incase Aunt returns)

All of a sudden the gate opened.. hear comes aunty.... daamn.... I gulped all the remaining almost chocked.... I think she saw me washing the glass. Then I hear her say, "very nice Uncle and Nephew Locked the door and Drinking...." Maattuuuu..... at least I was not caught red handed. After 5 minutes there comes my father. Phew.... Good thing I finished soon !!

Then My uncle wanted me to reply all his Christmas and New Year Text messages as he was not a pro at typing on the Mobile keypad. Meanwhile he was talking to a friend over the Land phone who was asking him if he received his New Year Text. So I replied all with some cool messages. There comes the replies saying "Thanks !! You can be an expert at this" and so on (thinking my uncle had replied).....He calls up and asks his friends how his replies are....I can see him having a stomach embracing Laugh !!!!

On the following Sunday,

I went there again. Uncle was having a Local Whisky. Again I Joined. Aunty was not around. When she came both had finished. Uncle was kinda high. Aunt was wondering howcome uncle got high.... She thought she locked the wine cupboard..... Wot the.... the bottle had been outside when she locked the cupboard.... ouch.... Once again I can see him having a stomach embracing Laugh !!!! I too joined it. Insane yeah... but was fun!! Its still the beginning of the year....Long way to go....

New Year SMS

Hope everyone got the SMS from the PRESIDENT for the New Year. Tried Replying to the President. Didn't work.

How if we were allowed our New Year Wishes Texts to be sent free of charge through Bulk SMS.

Knock Onnn!!

My limbs seem to knock on almost each and every object at home. Either on a door, a cabinet, a chair. Every time I walk. Wonder if I'm not walking straight. But it happens all the time. And with so much force. I can't remember doing it on purpose. Geezz something's radically wrong !! Its crazy.... so wots new.... Haha.

They could not believe it was happening

Was watching Band of Brothers. It was the part where the Company stumbles upon the first concentration camp. The sight of the tortured Jews almost dropped the food from my mouth back to the plate. (Got a nice plate of Hot Hot Roti with Chicken Gravy) The starvation, suffering what a crime !!

They could not believe it was happening in the 20th Century. Even now we can't believe that some deny that it ever happened. This was the Nazis' answer to the "Jewish Question". Would it be any other groups' answer to similar fanatical "made up".... "Questions" ???? Time has spoken....Only Hope it'll have mercy on the children of the future....

Its Not Yet Christmas !!

Was watching an old episode of The X - Files. In this one, it is Christmas time and Scully tries to find a relationship between a small girl to her own sister who look very similar. She comes to a conclusion it was a secret child of her sister. However her family says she's trying to come to terms with the fact that she can't have children after her abduction and therefore come up with all these theories.

Then on Christmas day she gets a Lab Report which says the child is actually her own daughter as per the tests. Well, terrible news as the child could have been created using her DNA extracted during her abduction. In a different sence, keeping with the spririt of Christmas, she got what she wanted on Christmas day. Got to know she's a mom !! What an excellent Plot for the story !!

Took sometime for me to realize this. Then I looked at my Phone to see if I'v got what I was waiting for.... Nope !! Then I realized its not yet Christmas.... at Least for me !! heh heh

ICE CREAM !!

Can't get enough of it these days..

Which is the Best considering the popular ones?

For me, its..

1. Highland
2. Elephant House
3. Kotmale
4. Cargills

Is it the same for everyone ?

Fair ?? Justice ?? 'da hell !!

Life's not fair Lets face it !!.... but can't any gripe go up, down, sideways, at an angle.. to where ever to sort things out ?? at all ??

Something i see happening to most people and has happened to me many a time. Some injustice befalls us and we react (not necessarily the right way) But we are judged and humiliated for the reaction of even peeenalized. Nothings been told of the initial injustice that triggered all this. Its forgotten. But what happened after gets the spotlight.

A wise man / woman would say "hold your temper don't take eye for eye, its not worth it". True, but why does the trigger seem all so innocent ?? as if it was for the good of the recipient....

Somethings we'll never know ....

GRIT Can do....

The SPIRIT Universal........ Truly Unique........ Time Immemorial........

Words fail me........

Who da THREE ??

What an year its been. Can't believe its ending. Finally managed to get my Annual Leave approved. Have 15 Left. Yet I only got 11 due to tight deadlines and work schedule. Ideally should have utilized the Leave to study for the Exam but ended up getting them only at the year end. (to eat and sleep I guess..)

Well, something I wanted to Blog about for some time. Ever heard of the myth / fact.... whatever of the 7 Look-alikes ?? Sometimes I take a tuk-tuk from Galle Road to my place. Half way down the Road the bugger turns the wheeler to the Right (to a gravel Road). Then I ask "Koheda Yanney ??" (where the Hell u goin ??) "why you live down that Lane" comes the reply. Then I say "No I Don't, go straight down the main Road" He says "theres someone who looks just like you in that Road". Hmm.... Okay....

A few hundred meters down he turns to the Left. Again, What the hek ?? same story. Another one (Quite close to my place too). Then I get down at my place. He says "Oh so you live here". (Most of the Tuk-shaw (ado I crafted this word Okay...) guys knows me and all my relatives in the area. - ya know I Rock the place....)

I wonder if they mistakenly try to take the other guys to my place. Hope not !! This happens quite often when I take a Tuk-shaw which is relatively new to the area. Even my sis had faced this situ where the Tuk-shaw guy had turned to the road on the Right thinking she lives there. My father also had seen one of these guys and had thought it was me !!

Thought I am the Only one Like me and theres no other.... (thought i was the worst case scenario....:)))) I don't beleive it !!.... Looks like I've got company. In the same road too !! and I've never seen 'em !! 3 outa the 7 livin quite close to me. Wonder where the remaining 4 are....Spooky shit !!

Thats it !!

I'm losing faith in the words Justice, Fairness.. who found dat damn concept ????

Its dark. I can only see your TEETH

Had a concert + party at work - Bollywood Style. I was enjoying the performances. (did take part too) The audience was in the dark so as to light up the stage, when the girl in front of me gives a thundering "HI".... Im thinkin who the........ I saw some teeth.... some moments passed for the return "HI" to pop out of me.... err....well then the usual whining....."you didn't recognize me blah blah .....cough..cough. aehhmm.. she's quite dark and very irritating when in the whining mode, you know what I mean. I gathered my self not to utter " I couldn't see you in the dark"...... (but I did see your teeth and recognized your voice.) Then the one next to her suddenly remembers me calling up the concierge guy (who's normally called up to send flowers to the better halves) and accuses me of sending flowers. Hmm.... now I feel I should not have held back my words.

NOTE : No offence to the dark complexion. just that this one happened to be a bit of a character !!

By the way, Phelps reminds me of certain batsman who often score half the runs (in the SL Totals) in Test Matches. Seems to be situ at the mo. Must wait and see if the the States can bag more Golds.

CHEERS !!

My dream.... is to Fly....

Over the Rainbow….. so… High

I almost did. Heh heh yeah. Yesterday, amidst all the explosions, one of my dearest buddies decided to say his Good byes and head for one of the Oily Nations. Had a farewell for him at the Colombo Rowing Club. Woo Awesome spot. !! Time was right for a shot (Yeah only 50 ml. That’s all. A rare occurrence !!) for old time’s sake, and God only knows I'll get to chill out at the Rowing Club ever again. Second time though for me. Once I got a chance to savor the delicious food and a cup of tea when I was involved in setting up the sound system for the annual Regatta during school days.

Well, Thats not reason to go flying high. I was crossing the road to go to the club (From the Regal Cinema side to the area where there are the Air Force check points.) I was walking right into some military guys. Hold it… one guy was holding an RPG and another taking his pic from the Phone cam. Then they saw me crossing the road and coming towards them. Holy God…. they gave me the looks, staring right at me. I was expecting the weapon to be directed at me. I almost visualized it and was also wondering why such a massive one for a Stick like me. Fortunately or unfortunately they stopped the gaze and my chances of flying high were vanished. Well this too was the second time for me as once I was targeted by some STF personnel with machine guns when I tried to cross the Road.

On Friday we had a party at office. (A Paduru Party) and would you believe it ?? your’s truly was in charge of the Liquor. I don’t consume normally and definitely not at work. Hmm 16 White Rum, 15 OR, 2 Old Arrack on the menu. It went ofF well with some remaining. Also had to drive a friends car back home since the bugger had consumed and the cops don't have mercy these days.

I must mention the madness of the traffic plans. Closing some roads, making some One Way and changing plans at different times. We’re all messed up I think. Anyhoo.. still looking for a chance to Fly….

Over the Rainbow….. so… High

There is a Free Lunch !!!! Who said "NO" ????

OH Yeahhhh....
Dine with dogfight and get the bill wiped off. I mean it.

Would you believe it. This happened twice..Once I went out for Lunch with my Department Mates. Everyone ordered Submarines etc. whereas I ordered Fried Rice and Fish. And guess what, the Rice & Fish wasn't Billed. I did pass a comment saying it was not that good !!

Last Friday being a Half Holiday went to the same place with a friend. I told him lets see if it happens again. I ordered a Sub and he ordered a chicken preparation. Half way he saw that the chicken was raw !! What the .... so he had a word or two for the waiter and the manager. However he ordered another Fish and Chips. By this time the manager stated the words I wanted to hear. "Bill on the house" But wait I was about to be charged for the Sub when my friend protested. So so..we had a free Meal.

Of course its a terrible thing to be served with raw food. Needless to say my friend was cursing my rotten Luck which made him eat Raw Chicken but had the Bill waived off. I'm wondering if my luck would apply for an hour or two of POOL upstairs. Have to wait and see.

(The Captions on the Bill and the Prices are fictitious.. except for the Submarine....)