Saturday, January 02, 2010

Maattuuuu....!!!!


After some time I came across a funny situation and manged to crunch the keys and send it to the Blogsphere. There's this uncle of mine whom I have Blogged about as he does some crazy things. Funny Dude. Last Saterday I went to his place (Next Door). He was alone as at home and was taking a drink as aunty had gone on a New Year visit. He wanted to share the Bottle. I said I'm full after Dinner. He forced me to have a Beer at least. I knew that my father was goin to come here in a while or Aunty might return and had to make it quick. So we locked the front door to save a few precious minutes. (Incase Aunt returns)

All of a sudden the gate opened.. hear comes aunty.... daamn.... I gulped all the remaining almost chocked.... I think she saw me washing the glass. Then I hear her say, "very nice Uncle and Nephew Locked the door and Drinking...." Maattuuuu..... at least I was not caught red handed. After 5 minutes there comes my father. Phew.... Good thing I finished soon !!

Then My uncle wanted me to reply all his Christmas and New Year Text messages as he was not a pro at typing on the Mobile keypad. Meanwhile he was talking to a friend over the Land phone who was asking him if he received his New Year Text. So I replied all with some cool messages. There comes the replies saying "Thanks !! You can be an expert at this" and so on (thinking my uncle had replied).....He calls up and asks his friends how his replies are....I can see him having a stomach embracing Laugh !!!!

On the following Sunday,

I went there again. Uncle was having a Local Whisky. Again I Joined. Aunty was not around. When she came both had finished. Uncle was kinda high. Aunt was wondering howcome uncle got high.... She thought she locked the wine cupboard..... Wot the.... the bottle had been outside when she locked the cupboard.... ouch.... Once again I can see him having a stomach embracing Laugh !!!! I too joined it. Insane yeah... but was fun!! Its still the beginning of the year....Long way to go....

Friday, January 01, 2010

New Year SMS

Hope everyone got the SMS from the PRESIDENT for the New Year. Tried Replying to the President. Didn't work.

How if we were allowed our New Year Wishes Texts to be sent free of charge through Bulk SMS.

Monday, November 02, 2009

Knock Onnn!!

My limbs seem to knock on almost each and every object at home. Either on a door, a cabinet, a chair. Every time I walk. Wonder if I'm not walking straight. But it happens all the time. And with so much force. I can't remember doing it on purpose. Geezz something's radically wrong !! Its crazy.... so wots new.... Haha.

Sunday, October 04, 2009

They could not believe it was happening

Was watching Band of Brothers. It was the part where the Company stumbles upon the first concentration camp. The sight of the tortured Jews almost dropped the food from my mouth back to the plate. (Got a nice plate of Hot Hot Roti with Chicken Gravy) The starvation, suffering what a crime !!

They could not believe it was happening in the 20th Century. Even now we can't believe that some deny that it ever happened. This was the Nazis' answer to the "Jewish Question". Would it be any other groups' answer to similar fanatical "made up".... "Questions" ???? Time has spoken....Only Hope it'll have mercy on the children of the future....

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Its Not Yet Christmas !!

Was watching an old episode of The X - Files. In this one, it is Christmas time and Scully tries to find a relationship between a small girl to her own sister who look very similar. She comes to a conclusion it was a secret child of her sister. However her family says she's trying to come to terms with the fact that she can't have children after her abduction and therefore come up with all these theories.

Then on Christmas day she gets a Lab Report which says the child is actually her own daughter as per the tests. Well, terrible news as the child could have been created using her DNA extracted during her abduction. In a different sence, keeping with the spririt of Christmas, she got what she wanted on Christmas day. Got to know she's a mom !! What an excellent Plot for the story !!

Took sometime for me to realize this. Then I looked at my Phone to see if I'v got what I was waiting for.... Nope !! Then I realized its not yet Christmas.... at Least for me !! heh heh