Laughing in the Bus

Intercity buses here in Paradise Island are home to many a drama. Here's a short one. One night after work, dog tired, got into an inter city bus. As usual there was a couple at the back and they were very close hugging each other. My eyes were closing due to the tiredness however something kept me awake. After a little while the girl fell asleep on her guy's Right shoulder. A drunk man was also falling asleep......onto the guy's Left Shoulder. Man... the guy seemed so helpless. he didn't wanna make a fuss or move as the girl would wake up. I can see him suffering there but it was so funny mainly due to drunkard. I started laughing and whole bus was looking at me.

Maattuuuu....!!!!

After some time I came across a funny situation and manged to crunch the keys and send it to the Blogsphere. There's this uncle of mine whom I have Blogged about as he does some crazy things. Funny Dude. Last Saterday I went to his place (Next Door). He was alone as at home and was taking a drink as aunty had gone on a New Year visit. He wanted to share the Bottle. I said I'm full after Dinner. He forced me to have a Beer at least. I knew that my father was goin to come here in a while or Aunty might return and had to make it quick. So we locked the front door to save a few precious minutes. (Incase Aunt returns)

All of a sudden the gate opened.. hear comes aunty.... daamn.... I gulped all the remaining almost chocked.... I think she saw me washing the glass. Then I hear her say, "very nice Uncle and Nephew Locked the door and Drinking...." Maattuuuu..... at least I was not caught red handed. After 5 minutes there comes my father. Phew.... Good thing I finished soon !!

Then My uncle wanted me to reply all his Christmas and New Year Text messages as he was not a pro at typing on the Mobile keypad. Meanwhile he was talking to a friend over the Land phone who was asking him if he received his New Year Text. So I replied all with some cool messages. There comes the replies saying "Thanks !! You can be an expert at this" and so on (thinking my uncle had replied).....He calls up and asks his friends how his replies are....I can see him having a stomach embracing Laugh !!!!

On the following Sunday,

I went there again. Uncle was having a Local Whisky. Again I Joined. Aunty was not around. When she came both had finished. Uncle was kinda high. Aunt was wondering howcome uncle got high.... She thought she locked the wine cupboard..... Wot the.... the bottle had been outside when she locked the cupboard.... ouch.... Once again I can see him having a stomach embracing Laugh !!!! I too joined it. Insane yeah... but was fun!! Its still the beginning of the year....Long way to go....

New Year SMS

Hope everyone got the SMS from the PRESIDENT for the New Year. Tried Replying to the President. Didn't work.

How if we were allowed our New Year Wishes Texts to be sent free of charge through Bulk SMS.

Knock Onnn!!

My limbs seem to knock on almost each and every object at home. Either on a door, a cabinet, a chair. Every time I walk. Wonder if I'm not walking straight. But it happens all the time. And with so much force. I can't remember doing it on purpose. Geezz something's radically wrong !! Its crazy.... so wots new.... Haha.

They could not believe it was happening

Was watching Band of Brothers. It was the part where the Company stumbles upon the first concentration camp. The sight of the tortured Jews almost dropped the food from my mouth back to the plate. (Got a nice plate of Hot Hot Roti with Chicken Gravy) The starvation, suffering what a crime !!

They could not believe it was happening in the 20th Century. Even now we can't believe that some deny that it ever happened. This was the Nazis' answer to the "Jewish Question". Would it be any other groups' answer to similar fanatical "made up".... "Questions" ???? Time has spoken....Only Hope it'll have mercy on the children of the future....