WHO said we have to wish on the day before the Exam ????

Since this week is the CIMA exam week, as a habit I wish all the freinds I know who are sitting for the exam. I am used to wishing them on the Sunday of the week where the exams starts the following Tuesday. So as usual did the same. (Sent Text messages to them) I get the replies,

Friend A - "Thanks !! Exam on Tuesday...."
Friend B - "Thanks !! Exam on Thursday...."
Friend C - "Hehe 2 more days to go !! Thanks.... "
Friend D - "Thanks !! But it is on Wednesday...." Even my cousin replied in the same manner.

Wots wrong with the wishes being a few days early ??

Who the hell said we have to wish on the day before the Exam ??.............

What the Hell is Wrong ??

I dunno How it happens but it happened. Went to the washroom to take a shave. I was thinking about something else. Accidentally was about to take the toothbrush rather than the razor. Then I paused and told myself No "I'm not gonna brush my teeth now".... A few seconds passed. I went back to what I was thinking. After Five minutes I realized I had brushed my teeth. Damn....What the hell is wrong ?? How can me be so forgetful ?? looks like I'm not agreeing with my self.. YIKES !! beeg problem !! Haha

The Contract

Again, its a funny story about my crazy uncle and aunt. (who lives next door) I think I'v made them quite famous through my Blog. My uncle does trading and deals with foreign clients. There's a fish stall right in front of my room across the the road. Its pretty noisy and crowded there. One day I heard my aunt running to the fish stall shouting all the way. I didn't take much note thought it sounded pretty funny. Later, after a couple of days i got to know the reason. Hahaa....

My Uncle had received an Email of interest by a Chinese client for a Mega contract and he has got a printout of the Email and left it on the table. The Fish stall usually buys old news papers and other scrap paper from the neighborhood at a fair price to wrap fish. It is also a good way to get rid of the unwanted paper as well. By now you could guess what would'v happened. Yes... She had thought this email printout was scrap paper. She would'v thought it was an old user manual for some electronic item seeing the Chinese letters in it. Hehee.... and given it to the Fish Stall. Once uncle started looking for it she realized what she had done and that was the reason I heard he running to the fish stall the other day. I could only help myself to laugh at this. ouch my belly hurts laughing :))) Crazy things Happen !!!!

Laughing in the Bus

Intercity buses here in Paradise Island are home to many a drama. Here's a short one. One night after work, dog tired, got into an inter city bus. As usual there was a couple at the back and they were very close hugging each other. My eyes were closing due to the tiredness however something kept me awake. After a little while the girl fell asleep on her guy's Right shoulder. A drunk man was also falling asleep......onto the guy's Left Shoulder. Man... the guy seemed so helpless. he didn't wanna make a fuss or move as the girl would wake up. I can see him suffering there but it was so funny mainly due to drunkard. I started laughing and whole bus was looking at me.

Maattuuuu....!!!!

After some time I came across a funny situation and manged to crunch the keys and send it to the Blogsphere. There's this uncle of mine whom I have Blogged about as he does some crazy things. Funny Dude. Last Saterday I went to his place (Next Door). He was alone as at home and was taking a drink as aunty had gone on a New Year visit. He wanted to share the Bottle. I said I'm full after Dinner. He forced me to have a Beer at least. I knew that my father was goin to come here in a while or Aunty might return and had to make it quick. So we locked the front door to save a few precious minutes. (Incase Aunt returns)

All of a sudden the gate opened.. hear comes aunty.... daamn.... I gulped all the remaining almost chocked.... I think she saw me washing the glass. Then I hear her say, "very nice Uncle and Nephew Locked the door and Drinking...." Maattuuuu..... at least I was not caught red handed. After 5 minutes there comes my father. Phew.... Good thing I finished soon !!

Then My uncle wanted me to reply all his Christmas and New Year Text messages as he was not a pro at typing on the Mobile keypad. Meanwhile he was talking to a friend over the Land phone who was asking him if he received his New Year Text. So I replied all with some cool messages. There comes the replies saying "Thanks !! You can be an expert at this" and so on (thinking my uncle had replied).....He calls up and asks his friends how his replies are....I can see him having a stomach embracing Laugh !!!!

On the following Sunday,

I went there again. Uncle was having a Local Whisky. Again I Joined. Aunty was not around. When she came both had finished. Uncle was kinda high. Aunt was wondering howcome uncle got high.... She thought she locked the wine cupboard..... Wot the.... the bottle had been outside when she locked the cupboard.... ouch.... Once again I can see him having a stomach embracing Laugh !!!! I too joined it. Insane yeah... but was fun!! Its still the beginning of the year....Long way to go....

New Year SMS

Hope everyone got the SMS from the PRESIDENT for the New Year. Tried Replying to the President. Didn't work.

How if we were allowed our New Year Wishes Texts to be sent free of charge through Bulk SMS.