Soccer on the street

Its something that happens automatically.

when I'm walkin on the street I seem to play a funny kind of soccer.

The ball is relpaed by stones of defferent sizes and the goal seems to be something of the like of a vehicle, human being, animal. (I have to say that most of the penalty kicks aren't deliberate !!)

Well I don't have any opponents but the goal or the goal keeper seem to be excrutiatingly fierce. "You son of a ..." , "you idiot", "a**h**l*" ,"bloody pool" comes the cheers from them. Terrible I must say the fans are they start laughin at me. They include the stray dogs and other god forsaken animals.

Thats why I say go for practices !!